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My tribute to St. Louis Cardinals' first baseman Mark McGwire, who hit 62 homeruns 9/8/98...

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Have a seat and sit back... here you can totally veg out and waste you brain on utter nonsense, goof off, soak up nothing at all. What's more fun than that (besides practicing carnal knowledge)?

Wooo-Hooo!! Hey people... I added a few things... So chill out, talk amongst yoursleves, touch me all you want, blah blah blah, yadda, yadda yadda... just have some fun!

Psst... guess what?? I am developing a frames version of my cloud. So all you frames fanatics say, "YAY!! Yippie!!"

Before you continue, please stop and take part in my new survey...

This crappy poll...
We all know where corn oil comes from, but where does BABY OIL come from?

Current Results

Results of the first poll...
Results of the second poll...


  1. Running in the aisles and hallways is allowed.
  2. Don't pee anywhere but in the restrooms. That's what their made for moron!
  3. Use the word of the week in a sentence while you are here.
  4. Violating the above rules will induce a penalty of 50 lashes with a wet noodle. Do not enjoy too much.


OK... this is a list of the ten CDs I would like to have with me if I were trapped on a desert island.

  1. The Song Remains the Same by Led Zeppelin
  2. Blood Sugar Sex Magik by Red Hot Chili Peppers
  3. Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd
  4. On the Road by Traffic
  5. High Octane Cult by The Cult
  6. Rubber Soul by The Beatles
  7. Days of the New by Days of the New
  8. MTV Unplugged by Eric Clapton
  9. Bridge of Sighs by Robin Trower
  10. Ritual de lo Habitual by Jane's Addiction

Anyway... I'd like to hear about what you think is YOUR desert island top ten. There are rules:

  1. You cannot add boxed sets or compilations like the ones from K-Tel, Rhino, etc...
  2. You cannot add every album by just one artist. If that were so, my whole entire list would be Led Zeppelin.
  3. No bootlegs either.
  4. ALL genres of music will be accepted.

OK when you make your list, send it to me. I will be making a page to show 'em off.

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