Have a seat.
We've been expecting you.
I - Mr. Nationwide - and my friends are glad you could make it.
I'd offer you a drink, but downloading an image of one is the only way I could do that. Sorry, but I won't do that.
My friends and I want to hear some ideas and thoughts from you. Just think of a subject - any subject - and leave a message. We'll get back to you.
Hey... we even have some nationwide artwork to look at...
Hey let's test that memory of yours and play some trivia games... three kinds: general trivia, sports and entertainment. Remember that game Breakout™ on the old decrepit Atari 2600™?? Well here's a version called Hard Block. Just use the mouse to move the line back and forth to hit the ball, and speed it up if you'd like to. ... and yet another shoot-em-up game, based on the old ancient Space Invaders. Play some Black Jack... Go ahead and leave messages... like I said, I don't care what you or anyone else posts - sex, politics, religion,music,etc. I don't like censorship, and those who advocate it should implode slowly and painfully in the vast vacuum of the cosmos. Take a look at some nationwide artwork...