Now some of us can remember when we were kids right?? And we believed in Santa Claus, the Easter bunny and the Tooth fairy... well I think that there should be some other types of fairies in existence and I made a list:
- Spontaneous orgasms Fairy
- Free long distance Fairy
- Anti-discrimination Fairy
- Good weather Fairy
- Bazooka the hell out of poor drivers Fairy
- Beer Fairy
- Hair (for balding people) Fairy
- Breast size Fairy
- Clean laundry Fairy
- Money Fairy
- Blowjob Fairy
- "Fuck you" Fairy (includes other variations)
- No more war Fairy
- Cunnilingus Fairy
- Dairy Fairy
- Cigarette Fairy
- Move that motherfucker ½ way across the world Fairy
- Never-ending sex Fairy (for frigid people only)
- Liquor Fairy
- Free internet service Fairy
- Non-stop buzz Fairy
- Constant LOVE Fairy
- "Kill Mr. Car Man" Fairy (Roanoke Virginia people will understand)
- Disease-curing Fairy
- No smelly shit Fairy
- Anti-pollution Fairy
- Help a dumb guy find the clitoris Fairy
- Destroy heroin and crack Fairy
- Instant tan Fairy (excludes residents of the Carribean and Polynesian islands)
- Smack a bible-thumper over the head with a wooden cross Fairy
- Presidential impeachment Fairy (U.S. residents only)
- Anti-deadbeat dad Fairy
- Unlimited toilet paper Fairy
- No income tax Fairy
- Immortality Fairy
- Baby name Fairy
- Multiple orgasm Fairy
- Pooky-poo Fairy
- Stop those damn hiccups Fairy
- Asshole-indicating Fairy
- Sneeze when you want to Fairy
- Add 40 more IQ points Fairy
- Blah blah yadda yadda Fairy
- Pizza every night Fairy
- No more Fix-A-Flat Fairy
- Run around the street Fairy
- Redneck Fairy
- All night party-hardy Fairy
- Heavy metal Fairy
- Resurrection Fairy
- Shit happens Fairy
- Perfect coffee Fairy
- Automatic dishwasher Fairy
- Rent-free Fairy
- Paid utilities Fairy
- Ice lasts forever Fairy
- No more re-runs Fairy
- Make the cop at my door go away Fairy
- 24-hour Jerry Springer (no re-runs of course) channel Fairy
- Soda pop Fairy
- Hard-on Fairy (for impotent and extremely drunk men only)
- Make your dog behave Fairy
- Anti-constipation Fairy
- Lobotomy Fairy
- Facelift Fairy
- Non-dingleberry Fairy (take that any way you want to)
- Make someone forget everything Fairy
- Anti-ass itching Fairy
- Spend eternity in Limbo Fairy
- Shit's gonna hit the fan Fairy
- Chocolate Fairy
- Perfect tomato plants Fairy
- Creamy thighs Fairy
- Keep 'em tongue-tied Fairy
If you have any suggestions please send them my way.