Word of the week Archives
WORD OF THE WEEK ARCHIVES
- pymble (PIM-bul) n.
- Small metal object about the size of a thimble which lies on the ground. When you kick it you discover it is the top of something buried four feet deep.
- garvock (GAR-vok) n.
- The action of putting your finger in your cheek and flicking it out with a "pock" noise.
- darenth (DA-renth) n.
- Measure = 0.0000176 mg. Defined as that amount of margarine capable of covering one hundred slices of bread to a depth of one molecule. This is the legal maximum allowed in sandwich bars in Greater London.
- maaruig (maa-aa-aa-aa-aaaaaaaaaargh-arrrgh-RUOOUOUOU-ighkh*) n. * loudly, as if in pain
- The inexpressible horror experienced on waking up in the morning and remembering that you are still Scotty in Star Trek.
- cloates point (KLOHTS point) n.
- The precise instant at which scrambled eggs are ready.
- zod (ZOD) n.
- An irritating lump which sticks out from the main body. Hence:
- A bit of cement which sits proud of the brickwork.
- A drip of paint on the windowpane.
- The knob of surplus butter on a corner of toast.
- Geraldo Rivera's head.
- kurdistan (KOOR-dis-TAHN) n.
- Hard stare given by a husband to his wife when he notices a sharp increase in the number of times he answers the phone to be told, "Sorry, wrong number."
- pott shrigley (POT SHRIG-lee) n.
- Dried remains of a week-old casserole, eaten when extremely drunk at 2:00 A.M.
- draffan (DRAF-fan) n.
- An infuriating person who always manages to look much more dashing tha anyone else by turning up unshaven and hung over at a formal party.
- grimbister (GRIM-bis-ter) n.
- Large body of cars on a highway all traveling at exactly the speed limit because one of them is a police car.
- ravenna (rah-VEN-ah) n.
- Poetic term for the cleavage in a workman's bottom that peeks above the top of his trousers.
- offord darcy (off-er DAR-see) n.
- A gate-crasher you can't get rid of because he's beome the life and soul of the party.
- belding (BELD-ing) n.
- The technical name for a stallion after its first ball has been cut off. Any notice which reads "Beware of the Belding" should be taken very, very seriously.
- esterhazy (EST-er-hay-zee) adj.
- (Medical term) Suffering from selective memory loss. The virus causing this condition is thought to breed in the air-conditioning system of the White House.
- simprim (SIM-prim) n.
- The little movement of false modesty by which a woman with a cavernous visible cleavage pulls her skirt down over her knees.
- tingewick (TINJ-wik) n.
- The first, sleepy morning stirrings of the penis.
- gastard (GAS-terd) n.
- Useful specially new-coined term for an illegitimate child (in order to distiguish it from someone who merely cuts you off on the highway, etc.).
- willimantic (WIL-i-MAN-tik) adj.
- Of a person whose heart is in the wrong place (i.e., between his legs).
- pelutho (pel-OOTH-oh) n.
- A South American ball game. The balls are whacked against a brick wall until the prisoner confesses.
- shirmers (SHER-merz) pl. n.
- Tall young men who stand around smiling at weddings as if to suggest that they know the bride rather well.
- huby (HEW-bee) n.
- A half erection large enough to be a publicly embarrassing bulge in the trousers, but not large enough to of use to anybody.
- thrupp (THRUP) vb.
- To hold a ruler on one end of the desk and make the other end go bbddbbddbbrrbrrrrddrr.
- boinka (BOYN-kah) n.
- The noise through the wall that tells you that the people next door enjoy a better sex life than you do.
- elsrickle (ELZ-rik-ul) n.
- A bead of sweat that runs down between the cheeks of your behind.
- laxobigging (LAX-oh-BIG-ing) ptcpl. vb.
- Struggling to extrude an extremely large turd.
- freemantle (FREE-man-tul) vb.
- To steal things not worth the bother of stealing. One steals cars, money, and silver. Book matches, airline eye patches and individual pots of apricot jam are merely fremantled.
- moisie (MOY-zee) adj.
- The condition of one's face after performing cunnilingus.
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