THINGS I HATE

People who make quotemarks in the air incessantly
Fingernails against a chalkboard
Extreme heat
Dirty laundry on the floor
Traffic cops
McDonald's Fillet 'O Fish sandwich
Toothaches
Cheap watches
LIARS!!
When you wake up and don't know what day it is
Unfinished beer
The rest of my ex-girlfriends
Extreme cold
People who get their driver's permits at K Mart
Brussel sprouts
The Ricki Lake Show
Plane wrecks
The designated hitter rule in baseball
People who change subject in mid-sentence
Non-bathing beings
Smacking teeth together while kissing
Close-mindeness
Dirt under fingernails
A combination of a redneck and an asshole

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