Don't get too excited...

Customer beware


Have a seat.

We've been expecting you.
I - Mr. Nationwide - and my friends are glad you could make it.

I'd offer you a drink, but downloading an image of one is the only way I could do that. Sorry, but I won't do that.

My friends and I want to hear some ideas and thoughts from you. Just think of a subject - any subject - and leave a message. We'll get back to you.

Hey... we even have some nationwide artwork to look at...

Trivia Time Hey let's test that memory of yours and play some trivia games... three kinds: general trivia, sports and entertainment.
Hard Block Remember that game Breakout™ on the old decrepit Atari 2600™?? Well here's a version called Hard Block. Just use the mouse to move the line back and forth to hit the ball, and speed it up if you'd like to.
Space Invaders ... and yet another shoot-em-up game, based on the old ancient Space Invaders.
Black Jack Play some Black Jack...
Message board Go ahead and leave messages... like I said, I don't care what you or anyone else posts - sex, politics, religion,music,etc. I don't like censorship, and those who advocate it should implode slowly and painfully in the vast vacuum of the cosmos.
Art gallery Take a look at some nationwide artwork...